The Donald...

The Donald...  Via long-suffering reader Simi L.:

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush: “What do you believe in”?

Bush replies: "I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ..."

God is impressed by Bush and tells him: "Great, come sit in the chair on my right"

God goes to Obama and ask: "What do you believe in”?

Obama replies: “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ".

God is really impressed by Obama and tells him: 'Well done, come sit in the chair on my left"

Finally God asks Trump : “What do you believe in”?

Trump replied: "I believe you're sitting in my chair”.

I laughed way too hard at this one! :)