Instant dwarf identification...

Instant dwarf identification...  Via my pistol-packing mama:

The seven dwarfs always left early each morning to go to work in the mine.
As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunches and take them to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunches, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow
survived. 'Hello. Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'

For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?'

Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, “VOTE FOR HILLARY IN 2016 .”

Snow White fell to her knees and prayed,  Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive!

Snow White had no trouble identifying that particular dwarf!