A reader...

A reader ... who requested anonymity! ... wants to know what I think of the #FreeTheNipple “movement”.  Being an unabashed lover of all things booby, I am – of course! – 100% supportive of anything that causes the Internet to produce things like this, this, or this.

Did you really need to ask?

I haven't asked my (Mormon) neighbors what they think of this movement, but somehow I doubt they are as supportive :)