Oh, ain't that the truth!

Oh, ain't that the truth!  My mother said it, so it must be :)

During a woman’s medical examination, the doctor says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine.

Now let me see the part that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."

The lady starts taking off her panties but is interrupted by the doctor: "No! No! Just stick out your tongue!"