Breaking science news: men and women are different!

Breaking science news: men and women are different!  Probably the scientists involved in this study will be denounced by the feminazis, and websites carrying the news will be boycotted.  For now, though, you can read all about it: science shows that men and women actually have intrinsically different abilities.  Imagine that!  Men really are better at parallel parking, and women really are better at anything requiring fine motor skills (like sewing, knitting, or circuit board assembly).

You mean their really might be a biological reason why men are better at some things, and women better at others?  Really?  Whatever will these scientists discover next?!?