Go suck on a pickle!

Go suck on a pickle!  My epithet would have been a little, er, saltier.  Friend, former colleague, and Idaho-mogul-of-everything passes along this gem.  It describes what you have to do to buy a gun in the socialist state of Massachusetts – which isn't all that much worse than in California.  In Idaho (where he lives) and Utah (where we've moved), things are a little closer to someone reading the United States Constitution might expect...