If those two are my choices on the ballot, I’m writing in Nachos Supreme With Extra Cheese...

If those two are my choices on the ballot, I’m writing in Nachos Supreme With Extra Cheese...  Ah, Rachel, my morning isn't complete without your trenchant commentary.   I have to steal the whole thing because it's so short:

I can’t find the link now but this morning I was reading another (allegedly) serious news article which predicted that, in this (allegedly) advanced civilization that is supposed to contain a certain number of rational adults, the two main contenders for the (allegedly) most important job on Planet Earth in 2016 will likely be Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton. So either another Bush or another Clinton president.

That’s all. I’m just amazed we pretend to be a serious country anymore.

If those two are my choices on the ballot, I’m writing in Nachos Supreme With Extra Cheese.