Some Timely Posters...

Via my mom (the first one) and reader Jim M.:

Little Johnny Strikes Again...

Via reader Jim M.:

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see RockCity and I was 'fascinated.'

The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand.

The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

A Visual Pun...

Via friend and colleague Aleck L.:

Ha!

How to Tear Out the Heart of a Dog Lover...

Via the irreplaceable Rachel Lucas, whose dog looks just like this one:


This brings tears to my eyes...

Balanced Rocks...

I have a hard time accepting that these are for real.  Many more photos here, and explanations here.  In some of the photos, it seems clear by inspection that the rocks are not actually balanced.  Maybe...