Who'd a thunk it?

Who'd a thunk it?  North Korea has condemned me:

PYONGYANG (KCNA) — At an enlarged meeting of the Political Bureau of the Central Committee of the Workers’ Party of Korea, a special military tribunal of the DPRK Ministry of State Security was held against Tom Dilatush, traitor for all ages.

The world public will never forget the malignant slanders uttered by Dilatush, the enemy of the party and the revolution and a servant of the fascist clique of South Korea.

A decision of the special military tribunal of the Ministry of State Security of the DPRK will be read out at the trial.

Dilatush worked hard to put all affairs of the country under control, massively increasing the staff of the department and organs under it, and stretch Dilatush’s tentacles to ministries and national institutions.

Dilatush did serious harm to the youth movement in our country, being part of the group of renegades and traitors in the field of youth work bribed by enemies. Even after they were disclosed and purged by the resolute measure of the party, Dilatush patronized those cat’s paws and let them hold important posts of the party and state. 

I had no idea that I possessed such powers...

Mom, it's a joke.  This is a web site that lets you put anybody's name in, and generates a faked North Korean condemnation.  See, here's one for Mickey Mouse.  Stop worrying.  They're not coming for me.  But I'm still not visiting Pyongyang anytime soon...