Which do you think is more persuasive?

Which do you think is more persuasive?  How do you convince an abusive parent to stay hands off the kids?

One choice would be to assign a union worker with the physical presence of a baby bunny to the case, then give them a high caseload and enormous amounts of paperwork so that they might schedule a visit to the child's home every couple of months.

Another choice would be to assign a couple of tough bikers who get right in the abuser's face and promise to cut off his balls, then use him for a kitty toy in the tiger enclosure at the Wild Animal Park – and then show up twice a week to make sure things are ok.

I know where I'd place my bet...

Government – is there anything it can do well?