When you've lost the comedians... A nice collection of recent spiels from various TV comedians, via my lovely bride:
President Obama was in Russia last week. I couldn’t swear to it, but I think he was seeking asylum.
The United States has no choice but to attack Syria because Dictator Bashar al-Assad is killing his own people with chemical weapons. Before, he was just killing them with bullets. But if America cared about shooting people, we'd be invading Chicago.
Syria's President Assad referred to President Obama as weak. Obama is so angry he plans to ask Congress for permission to come up with a good comeback.
I guess we're getting ready to attack Syria. But if we win, in the semifinals we face Iran.
If President Obama really wants to hurt the Syrian government, don’t send cruise missiles. He should send over some of his economic advisers.
President Obama is asking Congress to support a military strike in Syria. If they approve, it will be the first time Congress has officially declared war since Obamacare.
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