I wanted to let you all know that earlier today I received my “Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack” from the White House.
It contained:
Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.
- A parachute
- An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker
- A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign
- A 'Blame Boehner' poster
- A 'Tax the Rich' banner
- An application for unemployment
- An application for food stamps
- A prayer rug
- A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
- And if that was not enough, there was a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass..
Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.
Saturday, September 21, 2013
Guess what I got today? My mom sends me things:
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