President's Day...

Via my mom:

I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is today?".

Without skipping a beat she said, "It's President's Day!".

She's smart, so I asked her "What does President's Day mean?"

I was waiting for something about past Presidents like Washington or Lincoln, etc.

She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull Shit."

Precocious child, she is...