- If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
- Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
- Avoid arguments with the little woman about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
- For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
- A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
- If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
- Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
- You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
- If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
- Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when they're pushed down the stairs.
- Never, under any circumstances, take a laxative and sleeping pills on the same night.
Monday, August 13, 2012
Simple Home Remedies...
Via my mom and some additional sources on the web:
Labels:
Humor
100,000 DPI...
I used to think that 600 dots-per-inch (DPI) color laser printers were fantastical, futuristic devices, printing 360,000 dots in every square inch. Researchers at IMRE have completely blown that resolution away by inventing a technique for printing at 100,000 DPI (that's a trillion dots per square inch!). Awesome!
Labels:
Invention,
Science,
Technology
Sloan Digital Sky Survey...
The Sloan Digital Sky Survey has cataloged some 400,000 galaxies (each with billions of stars), including their locations in the universe. Below is a video made by “flying” through a simulation created from this data. It's the best 3D visualization of our universe that I've ever seen...
Labels:
Astronomy,
Science,
Space,
Visualization
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