You Know...

Via my lovely bride:

An elderly lady was walking on the golf course on the island of Martha's Vineyard. She slipped and fell.

Obama who was behind her by chance, helped her to get up promptly. She thanked him and he answered, “It was a pleasure to help you, ma'am. Don't you recognize me? I am your president. Are you going to vote for me in the next election?”

The elderly woman laughed and replied: “You know, I fell on my ass – not on my head!”

Psalm 2012...

Via my mom:

Psalm 2012

Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside all the still factories and banks.

He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for all his bailouts are with me.

He has Anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.

Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.

I'm glad … I am an American,
I am glad … that I am free!

But I wish … I was a dog,
And Obama … was a tree!