The Key...

Seen on Facebook:

A young girl came up to me in the parking lot this morning and asks, "Excuse me, sir, can I use your phone?  I'm locked out of my car."

I said, "Sure.  Is the car still running?"

She replied, "No.  Fortunately I have my keys right here.  But I think the battery in my unlocked died."  She said this as she showed me the key fob.

When I took her keys and showed her how they unlock the car door, she gasped audibly out of shock.  She had no idea that the ignition key for a car unlocked the door.

I wanted to show that girl a crank window so badly.  That would have blown her friggin' mind!