Payment Problem...

Via my mom:

A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi.

The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.

"What's wrong with you, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from."

"Well if you're not bloody staring at me, what are you doing then?"

"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with?"