Marine, Taking Care of Business...

Via reader Simon M., who got it from his wife Carrie:

A college Professor stood on a chair and said “If God really exists then knock me off this chair.”  Nothing happened, the class was quiet, so he said “See! now I'll give it a couple more minutes.”  A Marine Vet stood up, punched him in the face knocking him out and off the chair, then sat back down.  As the Professor came to he looked at his student and said “Why did you do that?”  He said “God was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say and do stupid stuff like this so he sent me!”