Email from My Mother...

I received the following email from my mother this morning:

To save the economy, on September 27, 2011, the government will start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to Lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

Old people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home.

I started crying when I thought of you.

RUN, YOU OLD BUZZARD, RUN!

Does your mother call you an “old buzzard”?