No Adults in the Room...

As I was saying the other day, there don't appear to be any adults in the room, up in our California legislature.  Consider this, from SB 432:

6714. (a) The standards board shall, no later than September 1, 2012, adopt an occupational safety and health standard for lodging establishment housekeeping. The standard shall apply to all hotels, motels, and other lodging establishments in California. The standard shall require all of the following:
(1) The use of a fitted sheet, instead of a flat sheet, as the bottom sheet on all beds within the lodging establishment. For the purpose of this section, a "fitted sheet" means a bed sheet containing elastic or similar material sewn into each of the four corners that allows the sheet to stay in place over the mattress.

Yup, you read it right. Let's mandate fitted sheets in hotel rooms, instead of something important, like, say, getting spending under control.

    Rope.
    Tree.
    Legislators.
    Some assembly required.