Simple Home Remedies...

Via my mom:

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Always remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

And finally, a daily thought:

Some people are like Slinkies – not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Oh, yeah – I know some Slinkies, all right...