Stupid Crook Ponder...

Watching the video below, my first reaction was to laugh at the nearly implausible incompetence of the burglar.  But then the ponder started...  When this idiot is in jail, my tax dollars are paying for his care.  When he's out of jail, chances are he's on welfare of several varieties – and my tax dollars are once again paying for his care.  Plus I'm paying for the cops to catch him (though clearly that isn't particularly difficult in his case) and the prosecutors, defense attorney, and courts to try him.

Hmmm...  That whole “transport to Australia” thing starts to sound more reasonable.  We just need to substitute something for Australia to bring the plan up to date.  Perhaps Johnson Atoll?  Yeah, that's the ticket!