Sunday, February 28, 2010

ClimateGate: Roundup...

Still cooking right along...

The IPCC cries “uncle” – they're looking for independent review of their reporting methods.  A definite flying pig moment...

Al Gore isn't sounding quite as strident these days – and the formidable Ann Althouse takes him to task...

David Archibald on the linkage between stellar (as in our sun) output and climate.

Dr. Roy Spencer on the spurious warming to be found in surface temperature data.

Thunder and Lightning and Rainbows and Rain – Oh My!

Yesterday was a day of intermittent heavy showers, interspersed with anything between bright sunshine and gloomy drizzle.  For the day as a whole we collected 2.15 inches (about 54 mm) of rain, bringing the total for February to 5.55 inches (about 140 mm).

Toward the end of the storm last night, we had a couple of bright flashes of lightning to our north, and some lovely and dramatic rolling thunder of the sort rarely heard in these parts – scared the hell out of Lea, our female field spaniel.  During the day we had one spectacular rainbow, stretching perfectly across the mountains forming the north and east rim of Lawson Valley.

We drove out the valley late in the day to pick up Debbie's car at Rancho Jamul Auto (our auto care heroes!).  The creeks were swollen to a level higher than we've seen in quite a few years.  The soils all over the valley must be completely saturated, because it appears that all of the water from this storm is running off...

Saturday, February 27, 2010

ClimateGate: Roundup...

The hits just keep on coming...

A new report from an actual scientist says: oops, those temperature data really were affected by the urban heat island effect and poor sensor siting.  Well, duh!

Pajamas Media puts together a hockey stick graph of their own (at right, as well).  Quite funny if you've been following AGW for a while...

Dr. Rajendra Pachauri, the IPCC chief, is going to be investigated for his culpability in the now-discredited series of error-filled IPCC reports that the U.N. and national governments depended upon for the formulation of climate policy. 

Three submissions to the U.K. Parliamentary committee investigating ClimateGate – from Steve McIntyre, the Institute of Physics, and the ICO.  All very interesting.  It's hard to overstate Steve McIntyre's contributions to AGW skepticism – and impossible not to admire his civility, sobriety, and honesty.  “Professional” climatology could do a lot worse than Steve McIntyre for a role model.  Oh, that's right, they already did that...

Political tricks in the U.K., unveiled...

Quote of the Day...

From Mark Steyn:
Think of Greece as California: Every year an irresponsible and corrupt bureaucracy awards itself higher pay and better benefits paid for by an ever-shrinking wealth-generating class.
Don't miss the whole thing...

Unwitting Freeway Kamikaze...

Classic Iowahawk satirical commentary on Government Motors vs. foreign car makers...

The Charisma of a Damp Rag...

Wow!  I'm not sure if this style of political debate actually accomplishes any more than the (much) more boring American style, but it one hell of a lot more entertaining!

Friday, February 26, 2010

The California Chaparral Institute Wins One!

Received this by email last night:

February 25, 2010
Preliminary Court Ruling favors fire safety and nature over county's poorly planned vegetation clearance project
County broke law when it skipped environmental review of plan


SAN DIEGO, Calif. - The Superior Court issued a preliminary ruling today in favor of the California Chaparral Institute indicating that the County of San Diego violated state law by exempting its backcountry vegetation clearance projects from public and environmental review.

"This is a victory for both citizens and nature," said Richard Halsey, director of the Institute. "The best way to protect lives, property, and natural resources from wildfire is through proper community design and sensible vegetation management directly around homes, not striping habitat in the backcountry. This ruling will give citizens the opportunity to participate in developing a rational approach to fire risk reduction. It's time we stop wasting millions of dollars of tax-payer money on projects that actually increase the threat of fire to people."

The preliminary ruling can be found at the link below:


Yon Gets a Thank-You Note...

From the parents of a gravely injured Canadian soldier whose story Yon told and photographed last week.  Don't miss it...

Treat Me like a Dog...

Via reader Doug S., who's on a roll today: Reason uses the example of how we provide healthcare for our pets to explore how we could provide healthcare for ourselves.

Their position is one I agree with, though the analogy is imperfect – the kind of economical major medical policies that we'd buy for ourselves (and which actually are still available) are, unfortunately, not available today for our pets...

Guessing Game...

Via reader Doug S.  Which one of these fighters is the U.S. Marine?




Gettin' down to business! Yup, you guessed right...

Nice Musical Rant...

I thought I'd posted this previously, but I can't find it, so here goes:

Why California May Be Doomed...

California's massive economic woes scream for legislative attention.  See how our Sacremento species of moronic politicians invests their time.

On the other hand, accomplishing nothing useful may actually be substantially better than anything these bozos came up with for actually, like, addressing the issues...

Obamaboor...

Peggy Noonan on the “healthcare summit”, well worth reading.

Several readers have written to ask me why I've stopped commenting on the healthcare debates.  I'm disgusted with the whole thing.  It seems to me that the American people have made it abundantly clear that they don't want Obamacare or anything even remotely like it – and yet our elected representatives are pressing on anyway.  Or at least they're making noises like they are.  I still believe it's unlikely to pass, as too many Democratic congresscritters are afraid for their own reelection (Scott Brown drove that lesson home in a vivid way).  If I'm wrong about this, and the Democrats do ram this thing down our throats, then I believe they're going to pay the piper at the ballot box, come November – after which we'd likely see Republican majorities in both houses.  Hari-kari, that would be – but after watching Reid and Pelosi in action, one can't dismiss the possibility...

Oversimplification?

The WSJ thinks they've found one reason for the IPCC's problems.  Me, I think it's simpler: I suspect they never were about the science, and instead always were about transferring wealth from rich countries to poor countries.  Call me paranoid...

Bird Brains Have Some Interesting Peripherals...

The more we learn about modern dinosaurs (aka birds), the more remarkable they turn out to be.  Now scientists suspect that (at least some) birds have sensitive magnetometers – in their beaks...

Worried About Computers Running Your Car?

Interesting and balanced take on the issue.  I'm sure every software developer has thought about this...

On a related note, I once had the flip side of this issue made dramatically clear to me.  I was interviewing software engineers for a job opening in my company.  One of the candidates looked pretty good, but I wasn't sure why he wanted to leave the company he was currently working for – he had a fascinating job there that seemed an ideal fit for his skills.  So I asked him – and he told me that a bug in code he had written had killed a patient who was wearing one of his company's experimental insulin pumps.  Now he was looking for a job were a bug couldn't possibly injure or kill someone...

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Marginial Devolution...

Eric Raymond has an excellent rant he titles “Marginal Devolution”.  The main point he makes is that as our liberal government makes it more and more expensive to hire someone.  This is a key libertarian (and to a lesser extent, conservative) plank element, and well worth understanding in detail.

The classic example is the minimum wage laws.  It's demonstrable that every time the minimum wage is increased, the number of people employed at minimum wage goes down.  Why?  Because through the minimum wage law, the government just made it more expensive to hire someone.  No matter what the level they set the minimum wage, the following will be true: there will be jobs that aren't worth the minimum wage to the business, and there will be people willing (but unable, thanks to the law) to take those jobs for less money.

This is one of the many reasons why liberalism always fails in the long run.  And very typically for liberal programs, the well-intentioned minimum wage regulation (“How can we expect people to work for so little money?”) backfires and hurts the very people it was intended to help...

ClimateGate: Roundup...

The big prize for ClimateGate: the IPCC announces that it going to make “significant changes” in how it does business.  We owe that still-anonymous hacker who posted the ClimateGate emails a huge debt of gratitude...

Dr. Judith Curry on rebuilding trust and credibility in climate research.

Dr. Harrison Schmitt (former astronaut, moon walker, and Senator) on what we should be doing about natural climate change.

Golden State, Tarnished...

Here's a good summary of California's current economic woes.  It's a bit depressing if you, like me, happen to live in California...

Promoting Travel, Liberal-Style...

Let's say you're a Washington bureaucrat in a liberal administration, and you're charged with creating jobs by promoting travel (which does require lots of workers in the service industry).  Would you (a) look hard at what roadblocks were preventing growth in tourism, and try to remove them, or (b) tax the travel industry, because obviously you know how to spend promotional dollars better than the entrepreneurs in the industry?

Well of course your answer would be (b)!

Idiots.  Criminally insane idiots.

History of the Disk Drive...

Interesting and brief history of data storage on disk drives.  I purchased my first disk drive for $10,000 in the late '70s – a broken Memorex 630 (5mb fixed, 5mb removable) that I repaired and interfaced to a 2.5MHz Z80.  By today's standards this sounds almost insane, but back then, trust me, it was a bargain.

In my years in the U.S. Navy in the early '70s, I worked with several other kinds of data storage: magnetic tape, magnetic drums, paper tape (seriously!), magnetic cores, and the most amazing of all – recirculating mercury delay lines.  Data storage was hard back then!

Just Plain Stupid...

Unfair?  Forget unfair, this is just plain stupid.  These sorts of failures in our educational system (and they come in many species) are an existential threat to this country...

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

ClimateGate: Roundup...

This is turning into a daily feature, as there's so much happening now:

JoNova demonstrates how NASA's James Hansen cooked the surface temperature data.  She also has a link-filled post about how the AGW crowd (now that their science is being successfully challenged) has been reduced to hurling insults and attempting bullying of the skeptics.

Anthony Watts has the details on the British Met's proposal to completely redo their surface temperature data – focusing on public scrutiny and rigorous peer review.  Woo hoo!

Roger Pielke reports on the WMO's update to their hurricane (tropical cyclone) perspectives.  These are the same folks who for the past few years have regularly been reporting that mankind's activities have been causing more hurricanes, more powerful hurricanes, and more hurricanes that made landfall.  The money quote from their most recent report: “…we cannot at this time conclusively identify anthropogenic signals in past tropical cyclone data.”  Translation: they don't see any effect caused by mankind's activities...

Columbian Drug-Smuggling Submarines...

These have turned into a big business, with the main challenge being finding good crews.  The Columbian drug lords are considering automating the subs, eliminating the need for a crew – doesn't really sound all that difficult, technically, so I suspect they'll succeed in this venture.

We spend billions of dollars every year on the “war on drugs” – and those unfortunates who want the drugs get them despite our DEA's best efforts.  Personally, I'd much rather see the drug trade legalized (and taxed).  Think of the resulting benefits: new tax revenues for the government to waste, less tax dollars needed for the DEA (zero, hopefully), and less tax dollars spent on the totally useless prosecution and incarceration of drug users.  Who loses from drug legalization?  As far as I can tell, only the DEA and the illicit drug trade.  The rest of us win, including the drug users who would pay less for their habit. 

You know, we've seen this movie before: alcohol and Prohibition.  The parallel is rather precise, even including addition (an alcoholic is, after all, an alcohol addict)...

Austin Bay on Obama and Iran...

StrategyPage posted an article yesterday by Austin Bay analyzing the Obama administration's reactions to the Iranian nuclear weapons development program.  Warning: the article is very badly formatted, with many words run together.  THis makes it a little difficult to read, but it's worth it.  As always, Bay has interesting insights into events in this part of the world...

Chatroulette...

This is just plain weird.

And before you ask: no, I haven't tried it yet.  The very thought makes me uncomfortable...

Harriton High School Web Cam Spying...

The Stryde Hax blog has all the technical details of how Harriton High School was able to use Mac book web cams to spy on their students at home.

The technical elements of this story are a classic clever hack, nothing really earth-shattering in them. 

The truly scary part of the story is that the high school thought that this was a good idea.  The even scarier part is that some (thankfully a tiny minority) of the students and their parents also thought it was a good (or at least acceptable) idea...

Your Tax Dollars at Work: Billion-Dollar Embassies...

Prior to reading this report, I had no idea that American taxpayers were paying billions of dollars to build embassies in foreign countries.  These are veritable monuments to bureaucracy.  $850 million for an embassy in Pakistan?  What in the hell are these people thinking?

Here's what I'm thinking:
Rope.
Tree.
Bureaucrat.
Some assembly required.

Cassini Grabs More Data on Enceladus...

The spectacularly successful Cassini mission to Saturn continues, though you see little mention of it in the lamestream media.  On a recent pass near the Saturnian moon Enceladus, Cassini captured many more images and science data – grist for the scientists trying to figure out what makes Enceladus tick.  The image at right (as usual, click to enlarge) shows particle-and-water-vapor jets near the moon's south pole.  The most intriguing finding to date: Enceladus might actually be a friendly place for carbon-based life.

I sure wish we had more Cassinis and fewer ISS picture windows...

Italy Attacks the Internet...

Yesterday three Google executives were convicted in Italy of privacy violations.  What did they do?  They “allowed” some Italian teenagers to upload an awful video of an autistic kid being tormented, and didn't pull it down quickly enough.  What's “quickly enough”?  The court didn't say.  How fast did Google pull it down?  It depends on whose story you want to believe, but Google says they pulled it down within three hours of the first complaint they received.

Google will, of course, appeal this conviction (see their official blog post).  It seems completely absurd to me, akin to holding UPS responsible because someone packed an awful video in a box and shipped it via UPS.  If companies like Google actually became liable in many countries for the content uploaded by Internet users, the inevitable result would be that all the wonderful, free services like Google video would go away, or would require payment ‐ for those companies would have to decide between hiring armies of censors or simply dropping the problematic line of business.

A Hero in Colorado...

An unarmed teacher stops a gunman in the act of shooting, but isn't satisfied with his own performance.  Two kids are injured (and expected to recover), nobody killed. 

Here, David Benke is a hero; it's a classic American story.  In England he'd probably be charged with assault on the gunman...

That Pathetic Harry Reid...

This is old, but still instructive – of the kind of weapons-grade idiot the American people is somehow willing to elect, over and over:




Fortunately for all of us, it looks likely that Harry Reid will be defeated this November...

Update: Hope and Change...

One of the innumerable Hope and Change® promises of The One was that he would reduce the pernicious influence of lobbyists in Washington, most famously by not allowing lobbyists to hold positions in his administration. 

So how's that working out?

Well, by the last count I saw there are 35 former lobbyists (including three Cabinet members) in the Obama administration – more than in any previous President's administration.  And now we learn that lobbyists' salaries are higher than they've ever been.  Somehow we doubt that lobbyists' salaries have gone up because their influence has gone down...

Lobbyists: 1  Hope and Change: 0 

J. D. Salinger...

Mark Steyn, in his literary mode, on J. D. Salinger (author, most famously of Catcher in the Rye, who died last week).  Mark Steyn resides in New Hampshire these days, not all that far from Cornish, where J. D. Salinger lived.

It's Come to This: Lawyers on the Battlefield...

What a strange world we live in!  The WSJ has the story about lawyers calling the shots on the battlefield.  I have a great deal of trouble seeing this as a good thing for our soldiers...

Sad Kelo Update...

Remember Kelo v. City of New London, the notorious (and puzzling) decision by the U.S. Supreme Court that defined the circumstances in which eminent domain can be used to take private property, specifically to include cases where the only “public good” is increased tax base for the government concerned?

Well, it's back in the news.  After the Kelo decision, the city of New London did in fact condemn the affected property, and bulldozed the houses.  Then the original developer who wanted the land backed out.  Now the city has announced plans to build townhouses on the condemned property.  So this entire affair in the precipitating case has come to naught: the city's revenue is essentially unchanged, and the citizens lives were disrupted for no reason.

How sad.  And how very un-American.  I'm still angry about Kelo, years later...

The Danger of Lying in Bed...

Excellent short story about perceived risk – from 1871, by Mark Twain!  Via the always-interesting Bruce Schneier...

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Paper Underlying IPCC's Rising Sea Level Claims is Withdrawn...

The scientists who published a study last year in Nature predicting sea level rises of up to 82 cm (about 30 inches) by the year 2100 have now officially retracted their study.  The scientists have acknowledged that two particular mistakes they made affected the outcome of their study, and the work will have to be redone.

When the study was published last year, the IPCC trumpeted it as “proof” of their report's claims of rising sea levels.  They also cited it as part of the “settled science” of climate change.

Oops.

Kudos to Mark Siddall, Thomas Stocker, and Peter Clark (the scientists who published the study) for their handling of the mistakes discovered...

Global Warming Meltdown...

This was recently broadcast by a local (San Diego) TV station:







Monday, February 22, 2010

Preikstolen...

I'd never heard of Preikstolen until my mom sent me an email with some photos of it (see at right, click to enlarge).  It's in Norway, and I'd love to visit this place.  I'd be sitting on the edge dangling my feet, and my wife would be right behind me yelling and screaming at me to move back!

On a Roll...

Another Talibaner captured.  More, please.

Israel Versus Iran: Yes!

Iran (repeatedly) threatens to blow Israel off the map.

Iran is not-so-covertly developing nuclear weapons, and is close to achieving that goal.

Israel has nukes, and delivery capability, but surely wouldn't want to use them except in extreme circumstances.

Israel has the most powerful air force in the Middle East, and surely could reach Iran – but probably at great cost to her airmen, and with great risk to mission success.

The rest of the world is doing essentially nothing to defuse this situation.  China and Russia are blocking all attempts to use less-than-military pressure, and Europe isn't too excited about it, either – especially Germany and France, who are major trading partners with Iran.

What's a threatened Israel to do?

Develop a fleet of unmanned aircraft with the range to strike Iran and with the payload capacity to carry either bunker-busters or nukes.

Yes!

ClimateGate: Roundup...

Lots more in the news:

Monckton v. Lambert on the Pinker tapes, at JoNova.

George Will's take: Blinded by Science.

Charlie Martin marvels at the U.S. press' ability to ignore the story.

L. Gordon Crovitz, writing at the Wall Street Journal on open science.

Willis Eschenbach on “adjusted” (read “manufactured”) temperature data in Anchorage.

Jasmine...

If you love animals, and especially if you love dogs, you'll want to read the story of Jasmine.  Bring Kleenex.  No tragedies, I promise...

Rainfall...

We've had just over an inch (27 mm) in the past three days – which means we're over 3 inches for the month, and nearly 10 inches for the year.

And there's more in the forecast.  Woo hoo!

Hexacopter...

I want one!  Passed along by reader Simon M.:

MikroKopter - HexaKopter from Holger Buss on Vimeo.

Taking Care of the Wounded Soldiers...

Medical evacuation by air.  Classic Yon detail, prose and photos.  Go read.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

A Menopause Question...

Via my mom:
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry. What was the question?
My mom says this is the best menopause question evah!

A Different Sort of Congresscritter...

Reader Doug S. pointed me to this interesting interview of Alaskan Congressman Don Young:



He sure doesn't sound like any congresscritters from this part of the U.S...

Oh, My Gosh - the French Have Raised Their Alert Level!

From maxedoutmama:
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" (a recent replacement for "Blame Bush") and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
Read the whole thing.

An Iraqi Refugee in El Cajon...

El Cajon is a city just 25 miles or so (by road) from my home.  Read the story of Thabit Khalaf, who fled the Iraqi terrorists after they kidnapped his son.   Thabit paid the demanded ransom, but he still hasn't seen his boy.  There must be many stories like this, sadly...

Saturday, February 20, 2010

U.S. Government Poisoning Program Kills 10,000 People...

I'd never heard of this before.  Apparently during Prohibition, the U.S. government deliberately poisoned industrial alcohol supplies.  The idea was to discourage thieves from stealing and selling the industrial alcohol alcohol to drinkers – but they did it anyway.  Some estimates place the resulting death toll as high as 10,000 Americans.

Yet another reason for citizens to keep their right to bear arms...

ClimateGate: Roundup...

I continue to marvel at the flood of published material, now that it's cool to be an AGW skeptic:

Sarah Palin rails about the “snow job” revealed by ClimateGate in a link-filled Facebook posting.  One thing Palin does very impressively is to leverage the Internet to get her messages out.  I can't think of any other politician who even comes close to this...

An MIT climatologist says “...at this point, the models seem to be failing.”  Doesn't sound like settled science to me!

Observed North American snow levels trending in the opposite direction of the climate models' predictions.  Oops!

Vindication for an early AGW skeptic.

What changes in snow levels tell us.

al-Zarqawi Surprised by His Reception in Heaven...

Sent along by reader Doug W.:
Abu al-Zarqawi died and George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled "It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.

As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Al- Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
I was chuckling for hours after I first read it...

George Will at CPAC...

Excellent speech:



His speech had me cheering – and wishing we had someone like this running for President in the last election. Maybe the next?

Friday, February 19, 2010

Barocky Road...

Via my wife:
In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: "Barocky Road"

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you at no charge.

You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.

Are you stimulated?

Miss Me Yet?

Merchandise displaying this image (or similar ones) is selling very well on the Internet.  CafePress is one of the biggest specialty retailers of such stuff, and as of this morning “Miss me yet?” is at the top of their hit parade.  Seven of top ten items are political; all are conservative or libertarian.  Interesting...

Water Vapor Feedback...

A new study shows that water vapor in the upper atmosphere provides negative feedback to temperature, not the positive feedback the AGW models assume.  This is a great example of the failings of models on poorly understood and extremely complex processes.  Observational science is much more reliable...

Thursday, February 18, 2010

UN Climate Chief Resigns...

Yvo de Boer failed to secure any agreement from the Copenhagen warmenistfest, and now he's falling on his sword...

First Images from WISE...

NASA published these yesterday (that's Andromeda at right, in several wavelengths rendered as false colors).  More of this, please, and much less picture windows on useless space stations!

Giant versions of several such photos are available at the link above...

Frederik Pohl is Blogging!

Until I ran across his blog, I had no idea Frederik Pohl was still alive – much less blogging!  If his name means nothing to you, then you weren't a reader of science fiction in the '50's and '60s – for he is one of the giants of early SF.  He was also a personal friend of Isaac Asimov, one of the other giants of SF, and is posting some of his reminiscences on his blog.  Awesome, dude!

On Skepticism and Science...

Bill Schweber offers some wisdom on science and the role of skepticism, all in the context of AGW.  Via reader Doug W...

The Price of Moral Vanity...

An excellent rant on one of liberalism's central problems, as a riff on the recent capture of a Taliban honcho...

A Politician Talking Sense?

Sounds like a flying pig moment, doesn't it?  But here's the transcript of a speech by a governor, sounding more like a level-headed businessman than a pandering, poll-driven politician.  As if that wasn't remarkable enough, this governor is from New Jersey!

Diffie, Hellman, and Merkle Win a Prize...

The Hamming Medal was awarded to cryptographic pioneers Whitfield Diffie, Martin Hellman, and Ralph Merkle.  Their basic technique for what is today called “public key” or “asymmetric” cryptography was the first available to anyone outside three-letter agencies (NSA, CIA, etc.).  It's also the only real cipher I've actually implemented, several times over the years and most recently just a year ago.  Though it's over thirty years old, it's still perfectly viable...

I'm Envious...

Of these animals who can see five different primary colors, instead of the three that I can see.  Which animals are those?  Chickens.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Overflowing...

Joshua Bloch is well-known to any Java programmer.  He's been working for Google for years now.  I just ran across his 2006 blog post talking about broken binary sorts and mergesorts, but really the problem he's describing is simply an overflow in binary integer addition: adding together two numbers whose sum is larger than the largest value an integer can hold. 

Joshua's example is using 32 bit integers, which very roughly can hold values between -2 billion and + 2 billion.  So, for example, if you tried to add 1.5 billion to 1.6 billion, the result (3.1 billion) is larger than an integer can hold, and the result is invalid.  That's an overflow.

I was amused to see him write about overflow as though it were a rare and exotic phenomenon.  To those of us who “grew up” with 8 bit microcomputers, overflow is an old “friend” we know very well.  Why?  Well, simply because the largest number an 8 bit integer can hold is quite small (specifically, -128 to +127), so you'll frequently run into overflow in common sorts of problems.  Oh, yes, I know overflow very well.  And I suspect that early experience has made me much more sensitive to the possibility of overflow.  Everywhere I've ever worked, I've run into (and fixed) examples of possible overflow – they're more common than I suspect Joshua knows.

Most recently I found an example in a signum function, where one integer was subtracted from another, and the sign of the result was tested to see if it was positive or negative.  The original code was naively written, making the assumption that no overflow was possible (technically with subtraction the problem is called underflow, but it's really the same thing in the end).  Here's a simple example in 8 bit integers: let's say you were comparing +100 to -100.  The signum function subtracted the second number from the first number (+100 minus -100).  The result you'd expect would be 200 – but that's too large a value to hold in an 8 bit integer.  Overflow is the result.

Here's where a “feature” of Java (and many other languages) gets in the way: Java has no test for overflow, and doesn't produce any exceptions.  In the example above, the result of (+100 minus -100) is a negative number – definitely not the expected value, and not even the right sign.  In a signum function, that means it gives results exactly backward from the intent.  It's certainly possible to write Java code that detects overflows, but it's a bit of a pain, and outside the experience and knowledge of most Java programmers.  In fact, the very possibility of an overflow seems to catch many Java programmers by surprise, which is probably why these problems are so common.

I've recently been programming a PIC microcontroller, one of the very low-end models in the line.  This very primitive little computer is an 8 bit machine, much like the machines I worked on in the '70s.  But unlike them, and to my great surprise, the little PIC doesn't even have overflow detection in hardware.  Overflow detection is trivial for hardware, so I suspect its omission is more oversight than intent.  But in any case, the code I wrote had to look for overflow exactly as you'd have to do in Java...

On Bayh's Departure...

The WSJ has a couple of excellent commentary pieces on the meaning of Evan Bayh's departure...

Phobos, Close Up...

The Mars Express robotic explorer has started making a series of close flybys of the Martian moon Phobos.  On the closest pass, the surface of Phobos will be just 31 miles (50 km) from the satellite.  In addition to collecting science data, the satellite will also map possible landing sites for Russian robotic mission that plans to land on the surface of Phobos next year.

The Mars Express mission, over its entire lifetime, plus the Russian Mars mission, cost less than 1/5 of the new “picture window” on the space station.  Oh, and the robotic missions are returning huge amounts of actual science data, while the picture window is returning...nothing at all.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

What Would You Do?

Me?  I'm pretty sure you couldn't depend on my normally friendly manner.  In fact, I think I'd be thinking quite intensely about my shotgun and how it could best be employed to set this situation right...

Obama Announces Reactor Financing...

Obama is now supporting power generation by nuclear power plants.  Not said in this article (though it's certainly implied by the jobs timetable): whether he's also going to direct his Department of Energy to fast-track the plant's licensing.  This is quite a turnaround in Obama's green positioning, and it's sure to piss off some of this greenie friends...

Hot Tamales! Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar is in the Hoosegow!

Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar captured by a joint U.S.-Pakistani operation.  Oh, more of this, please!

Synthetic Holograms...

Software computes the exposure patterns to create completely synthetic holograms from nothing more than a computer model and a piece of film.  Awesome!

Homemade CPUs...

Here's a nice post (with photos) of some made-from-scratch CPUs (including one made entirely from relays!).  I've often thought of doing something like this myself, just for fun.  I can add one to the list: back in the mid '70s, I worked with Don Tarbell, one of the microcomputer pioneers.  He's most well-known for the Tarbell cassette interface and the Tarbell floppy controller.  I wrote a Basic interpreter for him, which he distributed with the floppy controller and as a standalone product.  Don had an all-TTL homebrew CPU in his offices, something he built in the early '70s just for fun.  At the time, I couldn't imagine anything more intriguing than a project like that...I spent hours with him just poring over the details.  He greatly enjoyed having an interested person to talk about it with...

ClimateGate: Mainstream at Last...

There's a nice piece in the WSJ today.  The lead:
It has been a bad—make that dreadful—few weeks for what used to be called the "settled science" of global warming, and especially for the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change that is supposed to be its gold standard.

First it turns out that the Himalayan glaciers are not going to melt anytime soon, notwithstanding dire U.N. predictions. Next came news that an IPCC claim that global warming could destroy 40% of the Amazon was based on a report by an environmental pressure group. Other IPCC sources of scholarly note have included a mountaineering magazine and a student paper.

Since the climategate email story broke in November, the standard defense is that while the scandal may have revealed some all-too-human behavior by a handful of leading climatologists, it made no difference to the underlying science. We think the science is still disputable. But there's no doubt that climategate has spurred at least some reporters to scrutinize the IPCC's headline-grabbing claims in a way they had rarely done previously.
It sure is nice to see this sort of thing in the American press.  It would be even nicer to see more of it...

Bye, Bye, Missile...

The Air Force's Airborn Laser Testbed (ALT) took out a missile in a successful test.  Think about how much technology has changed warfare between Vietnam and Afghanistan – then try to imagine what things like energy weapons, unmanned aircraft, and pervasive networking are going to do in the next few decades...

Potential Lighting Revolution...

The efficiency of CFL with the light quality of incandescant.  Sounds great!

Monday, February 15, 2010

Estonia (and the Other Baltics) Do It Right...

Little Estonia, which I've visited many times, has learned its capitalist lessons better than most.

Better than the clowns in Washington, for sure.  Said clowns should be ashamed of themselves, though I see no evidence of that...

Patterns...

Michael Yon has posted another in his series of outstanding on-the-front-lines reports on the war on terror.  Today he's in Afghanistan with the troops fighting our largest battle to date in that land...

He's doing this wonderful work self-funded.  Please do as I did, and hit his tip jar – we need more of his fine reporting, and we don't get anything even remotely like it from the lamestream media...

Bayh Retiring...

Democratic Senator Evan Bayh is retiring from the Senate, and there's a very good chance that his seat will be filled by a Republican.  He joins a veritable parade of Democratic incumbents who are retiring from both the House and the Senate.  While some have motives unrelated to politics, certainly many of these retirements are motivated by dim prospects in the upcoming elections.  Bayh, for instance, faced a very tough battle this November against Republican Dan Coats in a Republican-leaning state, in the year of Scott Brown.  It seems doubtful that the Democrats will find a candidate who can successfully oppose the very popular and widely recognized Coats.

Even though I've lived through such things before, I'm still somewhat stunned by the rapid turnaround in the fortunes of the Democrats in general and the Obama administration in particular.  At this point, I'd say Obama is going to be lucky to be perceived as well as Jimmy Carter...

America's Cup: USA Wins!

USA 17 (the beautiful hydroplaning trimaran at right, click to enlarge), sponsored by Oracle, has won the America's cup.  Congratulations to all involved!

America, Please Don't Go Here...

The United Kingdom has become the land of politically correct.  Tragic incidents like this one appear in the news there almost daily.  In this case a little girl trapped underwater in a car is left there for almost two hours, even though potential rescuers were on the scene.  Why?  Because safety regulations forbade anyone other than a specialist rescue team from entering the water.  Nobody on the scene even tried to enter the water. 

They'd all been emasculated by the pervasive political correctness in the U.K. today.

I'd really hate to see America go this route.

Since the story linked above was posted, the little girl has died...

Quote of the Day...

Says Nikki Dowling, who has recently started dating other women:
Hats off to you guys who make picking roses look easy. 
Prior to reading this, it never occurred to me that a woman in a relationship with another woman might experience something closely akin to what a heterosexual man does.  Read it...

Women Cause Big Government...

Read it and think about it.  Does it match your own experience, no matter how uncomfortable being so politically incorrect makes you feel? 

It matches my experience in the aggregate, for sure.  By that I mean that if you took all the women whose political tendencies I'm aware of, and ranked them on a one-dimensional scale from leftish to rightish, the average would be well to the left of center.  Do that with the men whose political tendencies I'm aware of, and the opposite is true.  I can think of plenty of counter-examples on both sides (Anne Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Sarah Palin; Barney Frank, Harry Reid, Paul Krugman), but still...the overall gender difference is there, and fairly obvious.

So here's the obvious question raised: should repealing women's suffrage be an objective of the libertarian, conservative or tea parties?

Just sayin'...

Tea Party Report...

Glenn Reynolds (aka InstaPundit) has a nice WSJ piece about the tea party convention.  He's a very sober voice in the generally bizarre lamestream media reporting on the event...

ClimateGate: Roundup...

Sheesh, the dam has truly broken.  Investigative journalists all over the world (but lamentably, darned few in the U.S.) are now tearing into the meat of the story revealed by the ClimateGate emails.  Notable recent events:

Steven Goddard uses tectonics (just as I did) to illustrate how scientific consensus has often been wrong.

Dr. Phil Jones, the disgraced scientist and administrator at the center of the ClimateGate emails, has admitted that there has been no detectable global warming in the past 10 yearsdirectly contradicting one of the central assertions of the IPCC report, and of course the heart of preacher Al Gore's fire-and-brimstone claims.

After errors in the IPCC's claims about Himalayan glaciers, African agriculture, Australian and New Zealand's temperature records, and South American rain forest demise, could there be even more that they screwed up?  Yup, and JoNova has the details (in Scandinavia, this time).  Did these clowns get anything right?

The London Times reports on doubts about modern temperature records, focusing on local factor problems such as the urban heat island effect.  Jeez, it's about time!  For several years now, AGW skeptics have been all over this rather obvious foundational problem for the whole AGW theory...

Brian at Six Meat Buffet has a suggestion for the next angle the British press should investigate: just why in the hell the American press has neglected the whole ClimateGate/AGW story...

Saturday, February 13, 2010

My Way...

The inimitable Mark Steyn:
I've been saying for months that the difference between America and Europe is that, when the global economy nosedived, everywhere from Iceland to Bulgaria mobs took to the streets and besieged Parliament, demanding to know why government didn't do more for them. This is the only country in the developed world where a mass movement took to the streets to say we can do just fine if you control-freak statists would just stay the hell out of our lives, and our pockets. You can shove your non-stimulating stimulus, your jobless jobs bill, and your multitrillion-dollar porkathons. This isn't karaoke. These guys are singing "I'll do it my way" for real.
Read the whole thing...

Landing on a Carrier...

Two part clip from the PBS Carrier series, via my mom:




I watched a good many landings on the USS Enterprise (the “Big E”) when I was in the Navy, deployed off the coast of North Vietnam, in the early '70s.  The technology now is vastly improved, but it's just as difficult and risky now as it was back then...

Cassy vs. Courtney: Cassy Wins in a Knockout!

Cassy Fiano loves a soldier, a Marine who's done two tours in Iraq and is heading to Afghanistan soon.  She's infuriated by Courtney Cook's recent Salon article How to leave a soldier, in which Ms. Cook recommends that other women leave their soldiers while their soldier is on deployment, with a proverbial “Dear John” letter.  Cassy tears Courtney a new one.

I was disgusted by Courtney's piece when I first read it a couple of days ago.  It got me to wondering just how many modern women were so shallow and so selfish that they'd read Courtney's piece with approval – or even take action on it.  Having been deployed myself (though before I was married), it was easy for me to empathize with the soldier on the receiving end of Courtney's cruelty. 

Reading Cassy's piece was a breath of fresh air.  I kept saying things to myself like “Point Cassy!” as I was reading.  At the end I had a smile on my face, for several reasons: Cassy's excellent takedown, the good fortune of Cassy's soldier, and the hope she gave me that the Cassy's in this world outnumber the Courtneys...

We're Watching the Dam Burst...

JoNova has a cool graphic at right, and a nice timeline of the bursting of the AGW dam...

Friday, February 12, 2010

Diary of a Snow Shoveler...

Via my mom, who is buried under the Snovalanche in Virginia:
Diary of a Snow Shoveler

December 8 : 6:00 PM. Finally settled into our new home in Isle La Motte, VT. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!

December 9 : We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years, felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life.

December 12 : The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas . No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.

December 14 : Snow, lovely snow! 8" last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.

December 15 : 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer.Bought snow tires for the wife's car and two extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.

December 16 : Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ........ on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like ....... The wife laughed for an hour which I think was very cruel.

December 17 : Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for five hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.

December 20 : Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. The d...... snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower , and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.

December 22 : Bob was right about a white Christmas , because 13 more inches of the white stuff fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt 'til August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel, and then I had to pee. By the time I got undressed, pee and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel! Tried to hire Bob, who has a plow on his truck, for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the he is lying.

December 23 : Only 2" of snow today, and it warmed up to "0". The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What, is she nuts!!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did, but I think she's lying.

December 24 : 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son-of-a-gun who drives that snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a100 miles an hour and throws snow all over everywhere I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the snowplow.

December 25 : Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a fricking idiot. If I have to watch "It's a Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave.

December 26 : Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.

December 27 : Temperature dropped to -30, and the pipes froze. Plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him; he only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes.

December 28 : Warmed up to above -50. Still snowed in. This is driving me crazy!!!!!

December 29 : 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

December 30 : Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver. He is now suing me for a million dollars; not for only the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his butt. The wife went home to her mother. 9" predicted.

December 31 : I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling. Called Realtor to sell the lot!!

January 8: Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?
Makes me glad to be a Californian...

Thursday, February 11, 2010

ClimateGate: McIntyre is on the Case...

Steve McIntyre is all over the Michael Mann whitewash inquiry, and Nature magazine's call for a better way...

Newly-Released Photos of 9/11...

From the N.Y. police department.  They're just as shocking now as they were over eight years ago...

ClimateGate: In the News...

The hits just keep on coming – and now, increasingly, they're being published in the U.S. mainstream media.  In just this past week, I've seen “skeptic-friendly” articles in the New York Times (!), the Los Angeles Times, the San Diego Union-Tribune, the Washington Post, and on all the major news sites (Fox, CNN, MSNBC, etc.)...  

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Flying Pig Moment...

Steve Clemons, writing at the (notoriously, fatuously liberal) Puffington Host, said this:
If current trends continue, this once mesmerizing Camelot-ish operation will be be seen in the history books as the presidential administration that -- to distort slightly and inversely paraphrase Churchill -- never have so many talented people managed to achieve so little with so much.
And he's talking about the Obama administration!

Technology History: Toilet Paper...

Did you know that toilet paper was invented in 1857 – and initially was plagued with splinters?  Do you know what people did before 1857?  Read all about it in this very humerous – and informative – post...

John Murtha: Best Obituary...

This exactly expresses my sentiments, but with writing skills I can't match...

Abraham Lincoln Said...

Some quotes from Abraham Lincoln, via my mom.  They've not lost a whit of their truth in 150 years...
You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.

You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.

You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.

You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.

You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's initiative and independence.

You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves.

A Climate Skeptic Defends Amateur Science...

Interesting post.  It contains my quote of the day:
Making a distinction between professional and amateur in science is artificial: what matters is the 'what' of science not the 'who'.

Subversive Activities Registration Act...

The state of South Carolina has a new law on the books: the Subversive Activities Registration Act.  Basically it says that if in any way you support the notion of violent overthrow of the government at any level (even dog catcher), you must register with the state.  There's a $5 filing fee.  And the punishment for failure to register is pretty stiff: fines of up to $25,000 and imprisonment for up to 10 years.

I hope – really, I hope – that the South Carolina legislature is not so naive as to believe that such a law will coerce hardened terrorists into registering themselves.  I'm guessing that what they were really after was a “hook” to let them file criminal charges against someone that law enforcement discovered who was engaged in such activities.

But here's the problem: the language in the statute is so vague, so open-ended, that almost anybody could be ensnared by it.  Just think: have you ever jokingly said something like this: that we'd be better off if a moderate sized metorite smashed the Capitol while both houses were in session?  That'd do it – you're a criminal under this statute (unless you had actually registered!), and you might be going to jail. 

This just begs for a Constitutional challenge on first amendment grounds...

Rain...

Yesterday afternoon and (especially) last night, we got a total of just under one inch (23 mm) of rain.  That brings the storm total to 2.32 inches (59 mm).  The forecast for today has a 40% chance of rain through noon (though it doesn't look like it outside), so we might even get a little more.

The total rain for the year right now stands at 8.66 inches (220 mm) – just about at the 100 year average.  And we're not quite done with the rainy season yet!

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Retro-Geek: Acoustic Coupled Modem...

Demonstrating an early 300-baud acoustic-coupled modem.  When I first started messing around with microcomputers in the mid-1970s, one of my first acquisitions was an acoustic-coupled modem (a much later model than this one).  Their 300-baud speed was considered state-of-the-art, and I remember reading predicitions that the top-end theoretical speed was in the neighborhood of 700 baud (which a later direct-coupled modem from a company called PMMI actually acheived).  Here's the demonstration:

Pancreatic Cancer Linked to Soft Drinks?

One good friend and several of my acquaintances have succumbed to pancreatic cancer.  It's one of the nastiest, least survivable types.  This study hints that the incidence of pancreatic cancer is higher for people who regularly drink even moderate amounts of soda – most likely because of its sugar content. 

Given the huge quantities of soda consumed in this country (and, I presume, worldwide), this is not good news...

Less Can Be More...

Paul Buchheit (GMail creator) on product design and geek reaction to the iPad.  Thought-provoking stuff that resonates with me...

Dazzle Camoflauge...

Nice article and photos of WWI-era “Dazzle” naval camoflauge...

Hazel for President!

...even though she's Canadian.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Cartoon of the Day...

Dilbert.com


You had me at “carcass.” Har!

There's a Lot of BS Out There, Folks...

And American Express is doing their part to maintain the high levels of bullshit in our environment.  Here's an email from American Express explaining why they only allow letters in their passwords (no numbers, punctuation, or other “special characters”).  It's the purest kind of bullshit: information that is the exact inverse of the truth.

Sheesh, Amex, get your freaking act together!

Use ECC RAM!

My colleagues often make fun of me because I shut down and restart my laptop several times a day.  There are several reasons I do this, but one of them is to avoid accumulated memory (RAM) errors due to cosmic rays.  These errors occur more frequently than most people think if your computer doesn't use error correcting (ECC) RAM (and most laptops do not).  Here's an article that explains why this is true, and also gives specific estimates about the frequency of these errors. 

Bottom line: I'm going continue the behavior that I'm mocked for...

New Record for Clock Accuracy...

This new clock is accurate to within one second in 3.7 billion years, or (equivalently) one nanosecond in 3.7 years.  When I first started working in electronics, we thought a clock that was stable to within one millisecond per day was pretty hot stuff.  This new clock is over a billion times more stable...

Rain...

We got 1.42 inches (36 mm) of rain in the Friday/Saturday storm.  More, please!

Special Delivery...

Michael Yon is back in Afghanistan, and has filed his first report of this trip.  It's all about the Air Force crews who resupply the remote outposts in Afghanistan (of which there are many) – and, typical of Yon's work, it's full of evocative photos and detailed information.  He flew with one resupply mission and documents the whole thing...

Sunday, February 7, 2010

ClimateGate: New Developments...

The hits just keep on comin':

Yet another egregious error in the IPCC report.  This time it turns out that their claim of AGW-caused 50% reduction in African agricultural production is not based on science at all.

In a good read, Walter Russell Mead discusses why climate science is in trouble.  And of all places, Canada's uber-liberal Globe and Mail publishes a skeptic-friendly piece by Margaret Wente on the great global warming collapse.

Color Photos from 1909 - 1915...

Fascinating collection of early color photography in Russia, by Sergei Mikhailovich Prokudin-Gorskii. Click to enlarge the example at right.

The Benefits of Snowstorms...

From TJIC, too short and too monolithic to excerpt:
Apparently the seat of the national government is snowed in and everone is trapped in their houses.

I predict that with government officials unable to govern and convene press conferences, nationwide the economy will be stable and mass layoffs will be put on hold.

…at least until the plows get out there and let the politicians and bureaucrats back into their offices.
As he would say: Har!