Word of Advice...

Never piss off someone who owns a backhoe.

I own a backhoe.

Miyuki Channels Nancy...

Hukio Hatoyama has just been elected Prime Minister of Japan. His wife Miyuki is about to become Japan's new First Lady.

Remember Nancy Reagan's reliance on astrologers and soothsayers? Well, Miyuki apparently is made of similar stuff. She claims to have been abducted by aliens, flown to Venus on a triangular UFO, and impressed by the Venutian lushness and friendly natives.

Oh, my.

I hope her husband is at least a little better grounded...