Said the parent of this young man:Oh, my...I had one of those moments today that parents have children for. The kind of moment that makes you just so damned proud, you have to share the news on a world-wide-website or something.
Although I am proud, daily, of both of my kids, this time my son is the one earning the special kudos.
This is so wrong, on so many levels...
At least it's not a tattoo. And a few swipes with a razor could turn that outline into something more likely to catch a young lady's attention – which would be just about anything other than a map of New Jersey!
And someone send this deluded parent a clue card, please...
