Beauty Before Common Sense...

Here's an example of the weighty matters our U.S. Congressman choose to spend their time on:

Democratic Congressman Anthony Weiner, a 43-year-old bachelor, has proposed legislation giving international beauties their own U.S. visa category, rather than have them compete with computer analysts and scientists for the non-immigrant H-1B visa for skilled professionals.

Congressman Anthony Weiner (D), at your service.

Rope.
Tree.
Congressman.
Some assembly required.