Blogger Quiz

Question: which blogger can get all of the following into a single blog post:

Justice is a lot like sex, always interesting, but only truly enjoyable when silly concepts like trust, decency and mercy have been perverted right out of it.

Whenever I look into the mirror and think there can't be a bigger loser in the whole wide world, a voice in my head screams, "Al Gore still lives!" I hear any number of voices in my head, true. But this is the only one that makes me feel better about myself.

Global warming is one of the major reasons that people have been mocking liberals since the dawn of time.

I can't be the only one who would have a hard time imagining Al Gore losing sleep over the prospect of Florida being forever under the sea, can I?

Without celebrities, America is just another collection of fat people who kill foreigners. Not unlike the Mongols in the days of old.

But let's get to Big Al's larger point shall we? Are girls with big tits and mental and legal difficulties a threat to American democracy? Or are they just a fun way to spend a weekend? The answer might shock you!

Back then Americans gave a shit about Hollywood, because they really felt that it was the land of hope and dreams. They believed that it was full to overflowing with beautiful, wonderful people who shared their values and love of Jesus, apple pie and America. This might sound familiar, because Americans used to feel that way about America, too.

Fifty years ago, the phrase "politics is show business for ugly people" was a cute joke. Today, it's an astute observation.

Democracy isn't doomed because the media made people stupid, it's doomed because people stopped caring and consciously chose stupidity.

Answer: Skippy, of Enjoy Every Sandwich. But don't go there if you're offended by graphic images or equally graphic and, er, colorful language!