A Lot Smarter!

From reader Jack:

Recently I decided to take up again that brutal game of golf. I went to the Sycuan Golf Course practice area and started chipping and putting. As I came off the green there was a little girl standing there … perhaps 6 years old at the most. Here is the ensuing dialogue between us:

Girl: Excuse me. Have you seen my Grandpa?

Concerned this girl was left alone I replied:

Me: No honey. What does he look like?"

Girl (without missing a beat): Oh, he has gray hair like you but he’s a lot smarter!"

Authors note: LUCKY GUESS ON HER PART! I thought, to myself, he couldn’t be that smart to leave his Granddaughter alone…and I don’t think he was pleased with me telling him so? But who cares what he thought?!