A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he would walk home as he didn’t live far. On the way he stopped by the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store and bought a couple of chickens and a goose.
Struggling outside the feed store, he now had a problem carrying all of his purchases home. As he was scratching his head, a little old lady approached him and said she was lost and asked how to get to 1603 Mocking Bird Lane?
The biker replied that he lived at 1616 Mocking Bird Lane and could walk her home but couldn’t carry all his purchases. The lady suggested he put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in the other hand.
“Thank you very much,” he said and proceeded to walk the lady home. On the way, he said “Let’s take my short-cut and go down this alley and we’ll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over caustiously, then said, “I’m a lonely widow without anyone to defend me and how do I know you won’t hold me up against the wall' pull up my skirt and have your way with me?"
The man says, “Holy Smokes lady! I’m carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens and a goose; how in the world could I hold you up against the wall and do that?"
She replied, “Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens."
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