How To

From the “Complete Jamulian’s Guide To Happiness":

Men — to keep your woman happy, you just need to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate

Without forgetting to:

45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls

While also:

51. giving her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. giving her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. giving her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

And most of all, it is very important:

54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries, and any arrangements she makes

Women: to keep your man happy, you need to:

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food