Dogs

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
— unknown

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
— Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
— Will Rogers

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
— Josh Billings

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
— Robert Benchley

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare, and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
— M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
— Sigmund Freud

Their is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
— Ben Williams

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
— Andy Rooney

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
— Rita Rudner

Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard.
— Dave Barry

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
— James Thurber

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
— Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
— unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3 a can. That's almost $21 in dog money.
— Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from the grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
— Anne Tyler

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
— Roger Caras

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
— Mark Twain

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
— Phil Pastoret

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
— Dave Barry

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
— Robert A. Heinlein

My goal in life is to be a person as good as my dog already thinks I am.
— unknown