A lost day in court

A LOST DAY IN COURT

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. Shenoticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. Sheimmediately moved to another seat. This time the smileturned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemedmore amused. When on the fourth move, she had the manarrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man(about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help butnotice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign thatsaid, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and Igrinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign thatsaid, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling, andI had to smile. Then she placed herself under adeodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did theTrick," and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, yourHonor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under asign that said,............... "Goodyear Rubber couldhave prevented this accident"... I just lost it."